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take a sip of that merlot
and watch a movie about how he’s not drinking any of that fucking merlot

Write a song about you
and tell a joke about writing songs about you
the joke is getting old
but it’s my party and i’ll laugh if i want to

what’s this guy’s fucking problem?
look i dunno, hey, i don’t know,
i mean it’s a difficult question can i think about it
and answer you tomorrow
i got into the habit of sometimes drinking green tea
i guess my latest gimmick is always feeling imcomplete

and I’ll never learn to play jazz piano
and the switches in my brain, they’re stuck on a ghooost radio

let’s bvrn the witch on a stake
i am the witch and this song is the stake
everytime i play it it lights up a heady fire
the fire can keep me warm in a place that burns forever

and i beleive in magic, i just don’t always believe in the words of magicians
the tarrot cards told me that i would see you again
well i’ll be happy to know if the tarrot cards are smarter

than i am

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from the underwhelming, released May 5, 2016

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I can't shit because I'm a tree. Rotterdam, Netherlands

I can't shit because I'm a tree. (icsbiat) is Henry. It's pronounced iish-byat. it's 50% fiction, 500% real, 5000% concentrated power of will

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