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the underwhelming

by I can't shit because I'm a tree.

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1.
Bright Eyes 01:15
How can you look at me with eyes like that and expect me to not fall in love with you? and if every song I sing is about a piece of you then I have bigger problems at my hands than the things I wish we’ve said and the things I wish are true I still don’t know the colour of your eyes and I don’t care.
2.
I’m starting a company whatever that means Disruptive media solutions whatever that means I’m singing the sad songs I wrote years ago they’re relevant again, whatever that means And I walk back across myself At least I know myself well I miss my favourite albums I miss mountains already Remember the bullies by the water fountain I wish I tried to help ‘em If this is the last time I see you I guess it’s a better time to see you than any other time In a crowded room with only one person you wanted to see That’s the person this city deserves and the one that it needs but this is dark knight returns except batman stays under the ground I’m getting older with the things I can’t get away with.
3.
Fireworks 01:08
I don’t like the loud noises of fireworks, they crack the most predictable sounds ever to be heard. But if we are talking about my least favourite kind of sound, well that’s the sound of unspoken words. (unspoken words)
4.
Halloween 01:09
i heard i ran away from a halloween party. i guess it makes perfect sense, i’m pretty good at running away. I should pick up running 4 times a week and I’ll run the same course for about 8 weeks then I’ll finally be a master of cardio and I’ll finally be a master of my heart
5.
Haircut 03:22
(have you seen this bridge?) (the new markthal thing is pretty great huh?)
6.
Problems 02:10
I want to take a flight to where you are right now and realise my problems will stay the same my problems, my problems, so many of them just please don’t say this is how it goes i don’t think this is how it should be just don’t tell me this is how it goes when i’m not going anywhere at all.
7.
Merlot 02:58
take a sip of that merlot and watch a movie about how he’s not drinking any of that fucking merlot Write a song about you and tell a joke about writing songs about you the joke is getting old but it’s my party and i’ll laugh if i want to what’s this guy’s fucking problem? look i dunno, hey, i don’t know, i mean it’s a difficult question can i think about it and answer you tomorrow i got into the habit of sometimes drinking green tea i guess my latest gimmick is always feeling imcomplete and I’ll never learn to play jazz piano and the switches in my brain, they’re stuck on a ghooost radio let’s bvrn the witch on a stake i am the witch and this song is the stake everytime i play it it lights up a heady fire the fire can keep me warm in a place that burns forever and i beleive in magic, i just don’t always believe in the words of magicians the tarrot cards told me that i would see you again well i’ll be happy to know if the tarrot cards are smarter than i am

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in 2016 i recorded this EP that’s mostly about spending a lot of 2015 thinking about 2014. it took me a while to think about these songs before i finished recording. my main problem was that the songs all sound the same to me, but that’s probably a big part of the same stupid icsbiat shit that makes me write at all in the first place.

icsbiat is pronounced iish-byat

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released May 5, 2016

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I can't shit because I'm a tree. Rotterdam, Netherlands

I can't shit because I'm a tree. (icsbiat) is Henry. It's pronounced iish-byat. it's 50% fiction, 500% real, 5000% concentrated power of will

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